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Monday, July 12, 2010
SMS: English Funny Jokes
English Funny Jokes
English Funny Jokes
July, 2010
Teacher: Which Was The First Silent Film In URDU?
Student: If The Film Was Silent, How Could You Know It Was URDU. :-)
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A rose is always a rose whather its in a golden pot,
in the garden or in the dustbin.
same way u will alwayz be my friend whether u r in
central jail,in zoo or in the mental hospital.
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What is the Difference B/W Mortein Spray & Body Spray?
If U use Mortein spray U will die
If U don't use body spray People will die.
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Boy + Girl = Love
Boy + Girl + Love = Marriage
Boy + Girl + Marriage = Child
Boy + Girl + Child = Family
Boy + Girl + Child + Family = Problem
But
Boy + Boy = No Marrige
Boy + Boy = No Child
Boy + Boy = No Family,
Boy + Boy = No Problem
So,
East or West
Being gay is the best.
I Love u Chiknay..
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Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today…
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
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Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
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Joke of the Century . . . .
Once Upon A Time There Was A Country that
Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power, But Did Not
Have Electric Power:-D:-D:-D
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What is the difference between a Coffee Shop and a Wine Shop ?
Simple...
Coffee Shop is the Beginning of Love and Wine Shop is the ending of Love.
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One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning
There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea
He saw a pack of stones...
To pass time He started throwing the stone into the sea
While having the last stone in the hand
The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond
He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea ..
Moral:
Don't get up early in the morning . . .
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Word Of Wisdom
"Attitude & Ego Are Like Underwear,
You Should Have It But You Should Not
Show It Unless You Are SUPERMAN/WOMAN..." :p
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have
a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and
asked Thursday whether Friday has told
Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie,
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have
a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most< /p>
important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
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